Thousands in lost bags hell at Heathrow

This is the headline on the front page of yesterday’s London Lite, a fairly attrotious free evening paper distributed around our nation’s fair capital.

Now call me presumptious, but I don’t really imagine that Satun, perched upon his dark throne, is muttering sordidly to himself: “Now how shall I torture these poor perpetrators of heinous crimes? Oh, I know, I’ll hide all their bags.”

Oh, sorry. There I go again, waxing critical of our glorious free press. Do apologise.


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